i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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