You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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