why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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