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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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