Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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