i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
