so let's talk penis.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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