there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you would pick up someone in the library
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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