i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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