better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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