her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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