Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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