But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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