Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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