Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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