yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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