i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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