If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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