My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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