The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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