the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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