sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
porn star boner night. come get it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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