john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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