do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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