dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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