he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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