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seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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