I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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