what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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