ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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