I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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