So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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