I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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