Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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