I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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