God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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