Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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