giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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