I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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