I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Randomize