this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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