Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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