Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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