When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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