yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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