It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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