No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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