i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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