I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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