Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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