If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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