I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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