Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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