He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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