we have pet lesbian snakes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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