i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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