If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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