so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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