Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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