Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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